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CFO - Chief Fart Officer

Hello, I am the Chief Fart Officer at fartglobal.com and we take your farts seriously. I am seriously silly about the farts in your life!

President

Hello, I am the President at fartglobal.com. Scrupulous attention is paid to farts here at fartglobal.com. I am here to ensure the quality of your farts!

Mr. Methane

Hello, I'm Mr. Methane, Professor of Tomfoolery at fartglobal.com. I take everything I do seriously.