About Us
CFO - Chief Fart Officer
Hello, I am the Chief Fart Officer at fartglobal.com and we take your farts seriously. I am seriously silly about the farts in your life!
President
Hello, I am the President at fartglobal.com. Scrupulous attention is paid to farts here at fartglobal.com. I am here to ensure the quality of your farts!
Mr. Methane
Hello, I'm Mr. Methane, Professor of Tomfoolery at fartglobal.com. I take everything I do seriously.