Why just fart local when you can Fart Global?
We are about being silly. We are a tireless community of kids who love to laugh at everything; dumb things, funny things, gross things and above all farts! Who doesn’t love a good fart joke?
We are Fart Global.
A skeleton made a bet, claiming he’s going to fart really loud in a crowded place. But he didn’t in the end. He just didn’t have the guts.
Why don't farts graduate from high school? Because they always end up getting expelled!
Send us your silly and gross things and we'll see about posting them on our site. Submit your jokes and fun and Mr. Methane, our head jokester will take a look!
Rules: must be parent approved.
What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter! - T. H.
Pull my finger - H.M.
Two old people were sitting on a park bench, one turns to the other and says “my butt fell asleep”, the other says “I heard it snore a couple of times". - T. N.
Q: What is it called when the Queen of England farts? A: A noble gas. - J. C.